Today’s Fat Bear Week bears are both in brackets! 32 Chunk & the King of Katmai, 480 Otis!
This is the same Otis I drew last year but I peaked with it so here it is again.
Chunk was an easy pick for his bracket but 901 vs Otis was such a hard choice since they’re two of my faves! My head said 901 but my heart always says Otis, so that’s where we went.
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
desserts & stressed
drawer & reward
gateman & nametag
time & emit
laced & decal
regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.
dude
You know that bothered someone else in history so much they had to make the word emordnilap something so that palindrome could be used in a palindrome.
The plural of emordnilap is semordnilap and that’s just the best part of all this
i didn’t have “i’m broken” teenage asexual angst i had “i’m literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks” perception issues
Is it okay to be allo and yet find this deeply relatable?
All my friends: BOOOOOOOOYS 💜💜💜💜💜❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥👀👀👀👀
Me: I mean, they’ve always existed.
Friends: You don’t want to immediately pounce on them?
Me: There are a couple I can think of who pouncing on sounds nice. But you sound enamored of all of them, and I am confused.
Friends: So you like girls?
Me: …also yes, but I’m not sure that’s the disconnect I’m having.
people on tv: *cannot pass up a single opportunity to have sex with a sexy new person*
me: …i do not think it is all that hard not to have sex with someone
me: …i do not think
it is all that hard not to
have sex with someone
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
people laughed at my small hands and bone-thin wrists but look who they turn to when they need someone to reach up inside vending machines and retrieve their bounty
lol this reminds me of this Mongolian dude, Bao Xishun, was like, a herdsman, got recognized for being one of the tallest people anywhere, real tall and skinny guy. Anyway, one day there’s these two dolphins dying from plastic shards in their stomachs, and what you do about that is reach your arm down there and remove them, but nobody’s arms could reach. So somebody goes “hey, I heard about this guy, arms probably long enough”
and that’s how this dude was was herding livestock in the middle of Mongolia one day and this helicopter lands and some people run out to him like “sir, we need you to get in this helicopter and come with us right away,” and they fly him in to the aquarium and they’re like, “cool, now just… reach down the throats of these two dolphins, you’re the only one who can save their lives.”
and he did. The dolphins lived. And they flew Bao Xishun back to his herd. What a fucking weird ass day that dude had, right?
I hope Bao Xishun realizes that he is a modern day folk hero.
